Today I was searching a blog with tips to enhance blogs (like adding
video and music to your blog and things like that) and I also saw
something very useful about…condoms! It’s on this blog on the entry of October
7th. I’ll copy it here just to make things easier for you:

Now I could never understand why young people needed such
demonstrations, surely a condom is easy to put on, how could anyone
ever get that wrong? Well it seems some people do, especially when they:
  • Unwravel the condom before trying to put it on
  • Rip the condom when opening the packet
  • Put the condom on inside out

However, the one thing I was unaware of, was how condoms react with
oil. Now I know rubber and oil don’t mix, but what I didn’t know was
all the various places you can find oil that will harm a condom. So
being the helpful chap I am, I decided to give you all a useful list:

  • Aldara cream
  • Baby oils
  • Bag Balm
  • Clindamycin 2% vaginal cream
  • Cold cream
  • Edible oils
  • Head and body lotions
  • Massage oils
  • Mineral oil
  • Petroleum jelly
  • Rubbing alcohol
  • Shortening
  • Suntan oil and lotions
  • Certain vaginal yeast infection medicine
  • Vegetable or cooking oils
  • Whipped cream
Now it’s worth pointing out a couple of these entries for further
inspection and comment. First of all, whipped cream, who would have
thought? Same goes for baby oil and massage oil (yes I know they say
oil in the name, but still!), but I guess KY Jelly is safe…maybe?
Otherwise I guess it’s just good old spittle. The worst thing on this
list though, the one thing you might very easily accidentally have all
over your hands, is vegetable oil. Why? Well it’s found on crisps,
chips, all sorts of food stuffs. So no more fumbles round the back of
the chippie for all you young people!
As well as the list above, there is one more place, one fatal
place that oil hides. Where? In lipstick! Yes that’s right folks, oral
sex with condoms and lipstick is the perfect way to set yourself up for
an unwanted pregnancy. So next time you young girls consider going down
on a young man’s latex clad chappy and you’re all dolled up, think

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