Teacher jokes


        TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
        FRANK:  Because of the
sign.
        TEACHER: What sign?
        FRANK: The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go
Slow."
        _________________________________

        TEACHER: Glenn,
how do you spell
"crocodile?"
        GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
        TEACHER: No, that’s
wrong
        GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it.
        _______________________________________________

        TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
        DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
        TEACHER: What are you
talking about?
        DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to
O.
        __________________________________

        TEACHER: Glen,
why do you always get so dirty?
        GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
        _______________________________________

        TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
"I."
        MILLIE: I is…
        TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say,
"I am."
        MILLIE: All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
        _________________________________
        TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s

        cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father
        didn’t punish him?
        LOUIS: Because George still had
the ax in his hand.
        ______________________________________
        TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
        eating?
        SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to,  my Mom is a
good cook.
        ______________________________
        TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same
        as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
        CLYDE : No,
teacher, it’s the same dog.
        ___________________________________
        TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking
        when people are no longer interested?
        HAROLD: A
teacher
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  1. Sylvain

    Here is my own:TEACHER (Sosô): Sbu, Why are you always failing the exams ? Are you studying at home ?SBU: Yes Misses Sô, but when studying all I can remember is how sexy you are!!:P ok ok, not as funny!! But true 😀 xoxo 🙂

  2. Unknown

    Hi soso, hoho this blog is sooo funny! I waas laughing alone in library like insane. thanks for making my day!

  3. SpazzyTorri

    Hehehe. Silly teacher jokes. I have one too. Teacher: Anne, can you count to 10?Anne: Yes (she counts on her fingers at waist level) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10Teacher: Now can you count higher?Anne: Yes (she puts her hands abover her head and counts on her fingers) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10Teacher: Oi ve (I actually don\’t rember how to spell that)Hope you like my joke. 🙂

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