Teacher jokes


        TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
        FRANK:  Because of the
sign.
        TEACHER: What sign?
        FRANK: The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go
Slow."
        _________________________________

        TEACHER: Glenn,
how do you spell
"crocodile?"
        GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
        TEACHER: No, that’s
wrong
        GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it.
        _______________________________________________

        TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
        DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
        TEACHER: What are you
talking about?
        DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to
O.
        __________________________________

        TEACHER: Glen,
why do you always get so dirty?
        GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
        _______________________________________

        TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with
"I."
        MILLIE: I is…
        TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say,
"I am."
        MILLIE: All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
        _________________________________
        TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s

        cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father
        didn’t punish him?
        LOUIS: Because George still had
the ax in his hand.
        ______________________________________
        TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
        eating?
        SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to,  my Mom is a
good cook.
        ______________________________
        TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same
        as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
        CLYDE : No,
teacher, it’s the same dog.
        ___________________________________
        TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking
        when people are no longer interested?
        HAROLD: A
teacher
Categorias: Jokes | 3 Comentários

Navegação de Posts

3 opiniões sobre “Teacher jokes

  1. Sylvain

    Here is my own:TEACHER (Sosô): Sbu, Why are you always failing the exams ? Are you studying at home ?SBU: Yes Misses Sô, but when studying all I can remember is how sexy you are!!:P ok ok, not as funny!! But true😀 xoxo🙂

  2. Unknown

    Hi soso, hoho this blog is sooo funny! I waas laughing alone in library like insane. thanks for making my day!

  3. SpazzyTorri

    Hehehe. Silly teacher jokes. I have one too. Teacher: Anne, can you count to 10?Anne: Yes (she counts on her fingers at waist level) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10Teacher: Now can you count higher?Anne: Yes (she puts her hands abover her head and counts on her fingers) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10Teacher: Oi ve (I actually don\’t rember how to spell that)Hope you like my joke.🙂

Deixe uma resposta

Preencha os seus dados abaixo ou clique em um ícone para log in:

Logotipo do WordPress.com

Você está comentando utilizando sua conta WordPress.com. Sair / Alterar )

Imagem do Twitter

Você está comentando utilizando sua conta Twitter. Sair / Alterar )

Foto do Facebook

Você está comentando utilizando sua conta Facebook. Sair / Alterar )

Foto do Google+

Você está comentando utilizando sua conta Google+. Sair / Alterar )

Conectando a %s

Blog no WordPress.com.

Kate Gale: A Mind Never Dormant

The life of a writer/editor

Biblioteca Florestan

Faculdade de Filosofia, Letras e Ciências Humanas - USP

Photography Art Plus

Photography, Animals, Flowers, Nature, Sky

Logical Quotes

Logical and Inspirational quotes

Violet's Veg*n e-Comics

Virtual Vegan Comics for Children

Cafe Book Bean

Talk Books. Drink Coffee.

marioprata.net

Site oficial do escritor Mario Prata

Sabiscuit's Catalog

I can't eat biscuits, but I have a better idea ...

Eric Schlehlein, Author/Freelance writer

(re)Living History, with occasional attempts at humor and the rare pot-luck subject. Sorry, it's BYOB. All I have is Hamm's.

Through Open Lens

Home of Lukas Kondraciuk Photography

OldPlaidCamper

The adventures of an almost outdoorsman...

PROVERBIA

"Crítica Social, Lírica y Narrativa"

The top 10 of Anything and Everything!!!

The top 10 of just about anything everything, from cakes to cats and dogs to caravans. Always a laugh, always worth seeing.

Authors, Artists, Geeks, Husbands

DaniellaJoe's Blog

crochet is my favorite fiber art and my goal is to become a real artist...

Blog do Kaizen: Seu espaço de saúde e bem estar

Opinião Central

Opinião Central - seu Blog de Arte, Filosofia e Cultura Pop

Espaço Pura Luz

Portal de Conhecimento

Canal Meditação

Ensinamentos sobre meditação e espiritualidade.

Espaço Virya

Atividades físicas e psicofísicas

Matheus de Souza

Escritor, Empreendedor e Growth Hacker

CorpoInConsciência

consciência corporal corpo inconsciência integração equilíbrio resistência alongamento respiração alimentação consciência

ICI & LA NATURE PICTURES

Walk and Bike in France. www.icietlanature.com

For the pleasure of Govinda

Art and craft for the soul

In punta di piedi

Entra in punta di piedi e spia nel buco della serratura

Daily Rock Report

Because you like it hard and Loud.

Pa-Kua Minas Gerais

Escola destinada ao ensino de práticas orientais

Ambiente Consultoria

Consultor em feng shui

In the Dark

A blog about the Universe, and all that surrounds it

Humor de Mulher!

Um pouco do que gosto, sinto e penso!

Candilejas

Fotoblogueando desde Panamá

Attenti al Lupo

www.attentiallupo2012.com

Lusty Writer

Explore the fun side of the world.

Katzenworld

Welcome to the world of cats!

We. See Hope

'Expect With Confidence. Never Give Up Hope. It's Just The Beginning'

Aurora

...porque me falta espaço!

Devine Decorating Results for Your Interior

Interior design ideas, tips & tricks, plus before & after images

La Audacia de Aquiles

"El Mundo Visible es Sólo un Pretexto" / "The Visible World is Just a Pretext".-

Daily (w)rite

A DAILY RITUAL OF WRITING

Spirituality Exploration Today

Delving into the cross roads of rationality and intuition

Não Sou Exposição

Questionamentos sobre imagem corporal, amor próprio, saúde e comida.

%d blogueiros gostam disto: