Falando sobre HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!!


 I took this from Dallas’s blog

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HOW TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY!!!

How to make a woman happy?
It’s not difficult.

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
:
53. to never forget:


* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Feed him up 
2. screw him  up
3. and Shut up.

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  1. Bonnie

    lol okay i will admit that we women want more from a man than a man does from a woman…so sad lol
    welcome back soso! it seems you had a good but kind of terrifying time there…but would be a great experience eh ^^ it sounds that everything in your life is under control and going well, your relationship, friendships, family, school, all are good. I am happy for you. So good you are back! I missed you!
    Also, you did great on the test! omg i was impressed! cuz that website is in Chinese…you got a pretty high score ..congrats! lol
    Have a great day soso ^^
    Love,
    Bon

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